I’m fresh off the plane from sunny Mumbai, India. It was a quick visit, but enough to change my perspective on a city most Americans have only experienced from the movie “Slumdog Millionaire.”
So, to give you another perspective, here are the answers to the most common questions I’ve gotten about my trip:
1. Why did you go to INDIA?!
I visited for the Weirdass Pajama Comedy Festival, presented by popular Bollywood actor and comedian, Vir Das. My friend, American comedian Raj Sharma, referred me to the festival. Raj, myself and fellow Americans Jeremy Crave, Tehran Von Ghasri went from Hollywood to Bollywood, to perform on the the “American Invasion” show.
2. Do they speak English?
Yes! Last time I checked, India used to be owned by the British, who totally speak American. It’s also one of the most tech-savvy nations in the world, so they have mad wifi reception, which imports most references on American pop culture.
3. What did you eat?
When I announced I was going to India, people made it seem like I’d be spewing liquids from every hole, shitting myself all the way back to the States. As a result, I nervously stuck mostly to the energy bars I packed for the first few days.
Then, our first “meal” was at McDonalds, a restaurant I hadn’t entered in 15 years other than to put something healthy inside by using the bathroom. I reluctantly ordered french fries and my mouth felt all tingly afterwards.
I was determined to at least try some of the local cuisine, but I didn’t know what was “safe” according to American warnings. Luckily, I met a new friend named Rebecca Vaz who literally showed me I could trust my gut. Through her guidance, I let go of the fear of complete digestive destruction and experienced some great Indian food. Dal, curry, naan, biriyani—delicious!
Me with my Mumbai dietary consultant, Rebecca Vaz. She is wearing my Free Hugs shirt!
I even had a coconut from a local vendor, every travel blog’s worst nightmare.
4. Isn’t it dirty there?
It was after I got done shitting my guts out!
Not true, but actually, yes—It’s one of the dirtiest cities I’ve ever seen. The smell of burning trash and smog hits you as soon as you land. The lo
cals are fully aware, and they’re doing something about it. The newly launched “Clean My Mumbai” campaign is off to a great start.. Next time, I look forward to running a 10K and eating saag off the pristine streets.
5. What was comedy like in India?
You may not think of India as a hot spot for comedy, but if the kind of dedication, organization and audience enthusiasm I saw was any indication, your mind may soon change.
The Weirdass Pajama Festival was curated by top Indian comedian and actor, Vir Das.
I didn’t expect much from a comedy scene that has only been around for about six years, so I was surprised to learn Vir and his WeirdAss Comedy crew put on 120 shows in Mumbai, Pune and Delhi over two weeks.
Damn! I’ve been to festivals that have a hard time getting performers to one show, let alone 120. I did six shows in total, and most of them were packed to capacity.
Vir’s team pulled it off without a hitch, masterfully coordinating hotels, meals, crew and transportation. This is a two-year old event that felt like a seasoned, world-class festival.
What a bunch of over-achievers! That’s probably the biggest difference between Indian and American comedians. American comics are often characterized as slackers who “get up at the crack of noon.” They get into stand up to avoid a day job. I’m not sure the words “Indian slacker” could ever result in anything successful. These people were the best and brightest in the country. They were an educated bunch, and many comedians had engineering or doctorate degrees. What’s harder: Pulling off a comedy festival or a phD dissertation?
The other difference is that the Indian comedy community was super supportive—quite refreshing compared to my hyper-competitive hometown of Los Angeles. They gave each other tag lines, watched each others’ sets intently and even gave me cultural references that made a huge difference in my performances.
Raj Sharma, Daniel Fernandes, Eric Schwartz, Hung Lee, Ankur, Amogh Ranadive, Jeremy Craven, Tehran Von Ghasri
6. What was your favorite part?
I have to say the relationships I have started are the most valuable thing I got from the trip. So, here are few of my new friends, as well as some random pics from the trip.
Eric Schwartz, Amit Tandon and photobomb by Jeeveshu Ahluwalia